I'm sorry everyone for the horribly long and entirely unfunnyful wait...but I'm back! Datsosas will be renewed!!!! I'll be doing some major updates shortly and try to get you all more involved!! yuss yussssss


D.A.T.S.O.S.A.S

What is DATSOSAS you ask? A type of car? A Strand of hair found in the deepest reaches of the hairbrush? Or maybe some type of food that you're told not to eat...but never listen!!

Do you want to know? Do you reeeeeeally want to know?

I'll give you a hint....Its a secret organisation set up to protect the world against........I've said too much...

You'll have to join to find out the rest!!


**To Join**
* Send a note to this secret organisation...we usually refer to it as a "Club" you woulddn't believe how suspicious people get over the words Secret Organisation....
* The note muct be titled 'Rainbow Teapot'....or 'Join'
* In the note you will select a colour for your *whisper* SUPER SUIT OF DOOM!!!!! *ahem* the capitals kinda overpowered the whispering...
* Finally watch us and add the icon of the "Club" into your journal or your siggy....or both if you feel particularly devoted...
* Then in the sneakiest manner possible we shall.........watch you back.......and engrave you into our journal of COLOR!!!

Once you're a member you're free to chat about anything...There might be contests...members might be grouped...we might get lazy and do none of this but who caaaares!! Join and Enjoy!!!


~THE CREATOR~ ~~~ooooooooh~~~

The Orange Ranger. Secret power- So secret even she doesn't know it yet!!

~THE ADMINISTRATOR~ ~~~aaaahhhh~~~

The Purple Ranger with Silver stripes on the legs....only Secret power- Still unknown....but thought to be linked to the silver stripes on the legs....why else would they ONLY be on the legs....

~MEMBERS~ ~~~boooooooogers~~~

The Yellow on the front, Brown on the back Ranger. Secret powers- Has the ability to mimic a banana split lollipop, a very large one. Attracts children much to his distress.

The Cool Grey number 5 Ranger. Secret powers- Has the ability to go missing whenever you really need her. Has the uncanny ability to blend into walls that are the color of cool grey five, often know to dissapear and turn up in random strangers houses with the excuse of 'my friends need me, I must hide lowly citisen!"

The Various Shades of Pink Ranger. Secret powers- Uses her good looks and persuasive voice to confuse you and make you think....you like the color pink!!!

The Magenta Ranger. Arch enemy of the Various Shades of Pink Ranger as he claims that Magenta is technically not pink. Secret powers- Makes people like yaoi!

The Red with White Polkadots Ranger. Secret powers- Her nickname is the PICKLE PELTER because she has an incredible ability to materialise pickles and throw them at people, this has been met with a mixed reaction.

NEW RANGERS

The Saphire Maroon Ranger. Secret powers- Is a ninja cat! Some of the rangers disagree and are convinced he's actually just addicted to catnip.

The Purple and Green Ranger. Secret owers- Generally works alongside the Magenta Ranger, she scares opponents into submission by showing them yaoi pictures. The words "Oh! Look at this one!" sends shivers down their spines.

The Red Ranger. Secret powers- Uses his intellgence and wit to confuse his opponents and on weekend he works as the stunt double for the red Ranger in Power Rangers!

The Off White Ranger. Secret powers- Our technical genius, builds crazy machines to combat evil...which don't always work...but when they do...wow!! Rumor as it that his suit was passed down from generation to generation in his family and it actually started off......as white!!

The Muddy Brown Ranger. Secret powers- Sometimes referred to as the 'Storm Ranger' which is a glorified way of saying she blends with the mud on the ground when its been raining for a while.

The Sand Coloured with Gaara flavoured bits Ranger. Secret powers- Mainly used to combat the Naruto loving enemies. She flings some of her Gaara flavoured bits toward the enemy and while they squabble over it our stealth rangers sneak over and beat the living daylights out of them. very effective. However, getting her to throw the Gaara flavoured bits is an exceptionally difficult task but on a number of occasions her possessive screams of "He's mine goddammit!!!" have scared the enemy away.

The Green with Pink Flowers Ranger. Secret powers- She can blend convincingly with certain patterns, Floral curtains and old grannys are her specialty...but also his limitation in winter He has a nasty habit of hiding in flowerbeds and trying to frighten the other rangers on their way into the Rainbow Teapot in summertime.

The White with Pink Spots Ranger. Secret powers- Uses pink marbles to trip up her opponents. Gets a bit dangerous when she leaves them lying around the Rainbow Teapot. Deathwish is still recovering from his fall.

The Black Ranger. Secret powers- Super ninja skillz, Spying and creeping around at nigttime is the specialty....but has also led to a few lawsuits...pfffft who would confuse a peson creeping around the neighbourhood in the middle of the night with a peeping tom?....

The Paper Ranger. Secret powers- Uses killer origami in battle but due to her suit also being made of paper...she is rather useless in the rain without risking her dignity in the process. She says that she likes the feel of paper against her skin and that she finds it quite 'exfoliating'

The Best Colour Ever Ranger. Secret powers- She throws items at her oppenents while they gaze at her suit trying to figure out just what colour her suit is. Effective...but her aim needs a little work.

The Blue with the word Flabbergasted on it in White Ranger. Secret powers- Distracts the enemy by standing at a distance wiggling and dancing so they cant read the word. While her enemies are squinting the stealth rangers attack!

The Leaf Green. Secret powers- Ability to blend with trees and bushes and when combined with ~Digi-rice, the Dak green Ranger they combine to become the Super Camouflage Ranger!!! You'll never find them.....unless they're somewhere other than...trees...

The Dark Green Ranger. Secret powers- Ability to vanish into foliage, especially deadly at night time, her and the Leaf Green Ranger are a dangerous duo.

The Glitter Ranger. Secret powers- Dazzles and blinds his opponents with his shiny sparkly suit.

The Black with Flourescent Pink Cats Ranger. Secret powers- When pressed the pink cats emit a high pitched beep which attracts all the cats in the surrounding area telling them to attack her opponent. Wonderful creation of our Off White Ranger.

The Deep Sea Blue Ranger. Secret powers- Can swim pretty damn well...does one hell of a doggie paddle. That coupled with his water resistant suit makes him perfect for water related missions

The Lime Green with Orange Polkadots Ranger. Secret Powers- Uses a paintball gun filled with orange pain capsules. She can often be found being glomped by =kitten-chan who is convinced her suit should be edible.

The Transparent yellow with slices of Green red Bread Ranger. Secret powers- Having been on his suit for such a long time the Green red bread has gone exceptionally stale and hard. He detaches them from his suit and flings them at opponents...they seem to have strange boomerang properties. Don't worry people the bread covers all the vital areas on the suit *ahem* and the bread thats used it only taken from the...not so vital areas of the suit. The other pieces are only used as a last resort. Altho one time a purple thong was mention we have asked that it never be spoken of again....

PS. Will be by to watch all of you later! Will also be replying to all notes later and adding any new members!